About

Hello, I’m Dan.

539938_3693938277946_2074715523_nI’m eating a croissant, just like real people.

I’m a writer, editor and 14-time cousin living in Brooklyn, New York. I was born in Houston, Texas and raised in Oakville, Ontario before attending the University of Texas at Austin, where I graduated with a degree in something or other.

I’m currently a senior producer for The Players’ Tribune. My stops prior to that include Sports Illustrated and The Huffington Post. I also contribute headlines to The Onion and started up a satirical college sports website called The Salutatorian.

The word ‘content’ makes me vomit in my mouth.

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