Dance Song Titles That Provide Constructive Criticism

I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Of A Similar Skill Level)
Jump Around (Only When Told To Do So)
Twist and Shout (These Are The Only Appropriate Actions At This Time)
I Want You Back (Inside Your Comfort Zone, Which Involves Side Steps And Tasteful Shoulder Movements)
What’d I Say (Tasteful Shoulder Movements! Tasteful!)
Lose Control (But Actually, Please Stay In Control)
Everybody Dance Now (Except You, Dan. You Should Probably Sit This One Out)